Friday, May 01, 2009

Election musings IV

This thing looks like a keyboard. Perhaps music of democracy would be more appropriate.

Swine Flu music - if you think it will go oink! oink! oink!, you will be surprised. This is awesome. 

Indelible ink issues:



The smart thing to do is to insist that the polling officer applies the ink on your index finger. Film stars can afford to flip the birdie, but for politicians there is always the awkward workaround. 

Meanwhile, our beloved Princess her Noseness keeps making strides in the media circle. The whisper is a distinct murmur now. As you can see, we continue to bring you trends long before the MSM catches on. 

5 comments:

blogger said...

US State Dept Report April 2009: India THE most Terror afflicted country.

KKKangress's blessing!

rc said...

>> but for politicians there is always the awkward workaround. >>

I cant stop laughing ! Brilliant!

CodeNameV said...

Offtopic,

I was wondering if you have seen this:
http://www.mariebrenner.com/PDF/DaughtersofFrance.pdf

barbarindian said...

CodeNameV,

Thanks for the article. Was aware of the general facts mentioned in the article, didn't read this specific one though.

France and much of Europe is living in denial. Hope they have enough Champagne and India pale ale respectively when the inevitable happens, to cope with the shock.

Anonymous said...

Hindu-haters have no use for facts and figures. Nor do they care to produce facts and figures in support of whatever comes out of their pea-sized brains. These morons would have come across scores of people in their lives. Through their miserable eyes they would have seen events unfolding every minute. They don’t want to believe what they have seen or heard. They have no interest in their own experiences of dealing with other humans. That constitution, courts, police, law-enforcement machinery, etc exist is irrelevant to them. But what they are extremely interested in is something called “manusmriti” compiled in some unknown century. They will go on, and on and on about manu’s prescription on various issues, in particular about the necessity “to pour molten lead or oil into the ears” of some xxx person, if he had overheard the “Vedas” being recited. Not even for a minute will these morons think whether it has ever been done in the past one thousand years. They would not pause to even think whether they had ever witnessed a “molten lead pouring” incident in the fifty-sixty years of their lives, nor would they have asked anyone whether they in turn had witnessed such an incident.

Now, let us seriously consider whether it is at all possible to indulge in a “molten lead pouring” activity.

Is lead so cheap and can it be melted so easily? Are all “vedapathashalas” keeping a furnace burning perpetually to keep lead in a perpetual state of liquid form? And, how much lead can be poured into a person’s ears?

But the beauty of the whole thing is that it requires a “King” to order “molten lead or oil or some other chemical” to be poured into the ears of some xxx person. For that, first we would have to appoint a King who in turn will have to appoint lakhs of people to keep track of all those supposedly not entitled to hear the “Vedas”. Appointing a King would necessarily require overthrowing the constitution, the elected governments and defeating the army and other security forces. Can all this be done? No. No. No.

There are several other important facts that we must consider. In several states, “vedapathashalas” based on reservation, admit students (for priestly jobs) who are allegedly not supposed to hear the “Vedas”. Have we heard that any attempt has even been made to pour “molten lead” into their ears? If we are believe these Hindu-hating morons and imbeciles, it would seem that the Govt is actually setting up a situation for conducting the “lead pouring” activity!!! Certainly, such an activity would be an act of unparalleled cruelty!!!

The other fact is that many “pundits” openly through the medium of television not only chant the “Vedas” but also explain their meanings. Their preachings/tutorials are available to the people at large. Does this activity not contradict “manu’s” alleged prescription?

But all such evidences are useless for the Hindu-haters.

That is why we must necessarily conclude that those who quote the “molten lead must be poured” stuff are either mentally-retarded morons or suffering from dangerous levels of malice.