Since the Indian feminists will not report this...

Some 150,000 women have been detained in Iran for violating strict new Islamic dress code rules, the country's top police officer has announced. "During the first four days [since the code came into effect] we have picked up 150,000 women who were not properly veiled, but many of them were released after they signed an admission of guilt and a formal apology," General Ismail Ahmadi Moghaddam told journalists. An unspecified number of the women taken into custody were also forced to undergo psychological counseling, Moghaddam said.

"Only 13 of these women are still being held and they will have to stand trial," he explained.

No prizes for guessing what is happening to those 13 women.

Here is a video of an actual arrest scene:

Link courtesy: Michelle Malkin.

Abi's experiments with the truth

God must be highly biased against sperms. Millions race towards their ultimate salvation, only one makes it. Bias is a heavy word, it is a loaded word and definitely not to be thrown around randomly, especially by amateurs. I have always maintained that there is no real moral argument against communism, followers of Ayn Rand will perhaps disagree. It is quite another matter that true communism has been dreadfully hard to implement. But think about it, socialism is the perfect refuge for scums and manipulators. Dictators are exposed. Kings are vilified. The socialist sits on a moral high ground and passes his judgement. Meanwhile his cash register keeps ringing.

Just how enamored you have to be of your prejudices to be blind to reality to that extent? Abi did it several times in the past and was duly exposed. He does it again and gets his ass handed to him on a platter. Notice how he tries to evade the issue. His next move will be quoting articles with a "liberal" bent from American newspapers and journals ad nauseum.

Spaceman Spiff has done an excellent job of chronicling the whole episode.

Welcome to the $1,000,000,000,000 Club!

India finally joins the exclusive list of rich and privileged countries with a GDP above 1 trillion dollars. Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, doesn't it? It certainly does, to some of the kids in the picture.

I guess they are happy that we will soon be sending some 33,000 of their token brethren like this one to the finest educational institutes of our country. After all, they made it happen.

Intensive Lessons

One of the pages on this blog that gets a lot of hits is Communist Quotes. I haven't been able to update the page as promised, irking some readers.

Well, despair no more. The guys at Chor-Bharti are doing it for us. For an assortment of the looniest stuff from the socialist block, read that blog regularly.

For the real fun stuff however, you need to go back to the bigger guys, like Dilip D'Souza. For instance, check out this amazing quote from Madam Suzanna Roy:

Nehru and Gandhi were generous men. Their paradigms for development are based on assumptions of inherent morality. Nehru's on the paternal, protective morality of the Soviet-style Centralised State. Gandhi's on the nurturing, maternal morality of romanticised village Republics. Both would work perfectly, if only we were better human beings. If only we all wore khadi and suppressed our base urges - sex, shopping, dodging spinning lessons and being unkind to the less fortunate. Fifty years down the line, it's safe to say that we haven't made the grade. We haven't even come close.

This comes from someone who probably banged half her graduating class in Architecture school and thereafter kept shagging every director that came her way (some twice her age and married too) to land two-bit roles. Her only novel so far features a brother and sister duo who can't keep their hands off each other. She builds bungalows that invites court summons. Some urge control this.

Anyway.

There is a lot of news on the quota front. RealityCheck and Lex are providing good coverage. As usual a lot of people are hopeful that instead of being a temporary obstacle to another socialist ponzi scheme, this may actually yield something good. I am sorry to burst your bubble, the quotas will come, it is a matter of time.

I think the picture is getting a lot clearer now. Soon a law will be enacted to take away the autonomy from IIMs. There is already talk of a constitutional amendment. I believe at the very least, those who made it through the OBC quotas this year will have their seats preserved for the next session. But the Government will try it best to get them in this session.

What this means is that the admissions may get delayed till September, or even December. The guys who make it to IIT/IIMs this year will get a taste of "accelerated learning". Yours truly has some experience in that department. Man, it sucks. Marathon classes at breakneck speed, groupmates screaming that the assignment was due yesterday.

To these students, my advise would be to stay off booze and that playboy magazine. Yeah, it might help to control those urges.

Data is a bitch, lotsa OBCs are rich

Selective amnesia (no violence by OBCs in the pro-quota protests), denial (demand for data is new, no one demanded data before, data is inaccurate, data is sufficient), pretense of extreme naivete (not a vote bank measure), absurd demands (asking individuals to conduct census) conspiracy theories (upper caste judges are biased) and sometimes outright lies and fabrication (exhibit 1, exhibit 2, exhibit 3, exhibit 4 , exhibit 5 - more to follow) - this is the stance the socialists have adopted after the recent stay on their latest ponzi scheme.

As usual an army of experts have descended like vultures to defend the Government's legal position. Psephologist (had to look it up) Yogendra Yadav has his own ideas about how the OBC count should be conducted. Legal expert V. Venkatesan has his own interpretation of the law and verdict, which needless to say contradicts the SC stand.

Indra Sawhney case can not be a legal precedent because,

1. it is about Government jobs, not about admissions to schools
2. simply because it was filed when the 93rd amendment wasn't in place
3. a specific ruling does not automatically preclude all future legal challenges related to the issue

Our constitution is huge. It is growing bigger and bigger. Perhaps someday it will approach the size of the Indian Act. Clearly we are moving away from the accepted norm of a democratic country. The constitution is supposed to provide fundamental principles. The law provides the details. Then comes the executive part, typically a commission and other bodies who implement the law.

You can legally challenge:

1. what is put into the constitution if it is vague, ambiguous, contradictory and/or if it is against the spirit of the fundamental principles
   
2. what is made into laws, if it is vague, ambiguous, incomplete, contradictory and/or if it is not in accordance to the constitution
3. the implementation if it is vague, ambiguous, incomplete, contradictory and/or if it is not in accordance to the constitution and/or if it is not according to the law
   

The Constitution. Consider the 93rd amendment itself:

2. Amendment of article 15.-In article 15 of the Constitution, after clause (4), the following clause shall be inserted, namely:

(5) Nothing in this article or in sub-clause (g) of clause (1) of article 19 shall prevent the State from making any special provision, by law, for the advancement of any socially and educationally backward classes of citizens or for the Scheduled Castes or the Scheduled Tribes in so far as such special provisions relate to their admission to educational institutions including private educational institutions, whether aided or unaided by the State, other than the minority educational institutions referred to in clause (1) of article 30.

As you can see, this scam needed amending one article in the fundamentals section and over-riding two more. Note how many special provisions there are - centrally aided, minority etc. Stretching it a bit thin, aren't we? Note the phrase: socially and educationally backward classes. Doesn't say castes. This is obviously intended to appease Muslims and Christians depending on which assembly election is coming up next. Private institutes are not exempt, minority institutes are.

The Law: Now, the Act itself, namely the The Central Educational Institutions (Reservation in Admission) act, 2006:

3. Reservation of seats in Central Educational Institutions. - The reservation of seats in admission and its extent in a Central Educational Institution shall be provided in the following manner, namely:
[...]
(iii) out of the annual permitted strength in each branch of study or faculty, twenty-seven per cent. seats shall be reserved for the Other Backward Classes.

Note how the socially and educationally backward classes became other backward classes. Now, it would be naive to pretend that such a huge exercise involving a huge legislative body and so many legal experts didn't know what they were doing. They knew exactly what they were doing and that there would be challenges. Also check out the exclusions section. Already there are violent demands to repeal this section.

The Implementation - The National Commission of Backward Classes, some examples:

[...]
(e) Castes and communities, which in terms of caste system, are identified with traditional crafts or traditional or hereditary occupations considered to be lowly or undignified.
[...]
3. Castes and communities, of which the proportion of graduates is at least 20% less than the State or district average.

Note that finally, socially and educationally backward classes becomes Castes and communities. Also note how vague some of the definitions are. Lowly and dignified according to who? See how cleverly the backwardedness criterion is restricted to the state/district level. It is a very clear appeasement of Tamil Nadu politicians. Unfortunately for them, latest data clearly disqualifies either the whole group or at least many of the castes from OBC status.

Technical perhaps, but here is an example. Dr. Ramadoss claimed that the creamy layer should not be excluded because it is not in the constitution. Unfortunately, if you accept the NCBC changing the SEBC to Castes and communities, you have to accept the creamy layer, because it is part of NCBC implementation. Also, the NCBC was set up in 1993 with provisions for examination every 10 years.

The only way some of the technicalities could be trumped is by giving the OBCs the historically oppressed status. The constitution does not yet do so.

There is no way this thing can pass muster in a reasonable legal system and functioning democracy.

You can muscle it in or stall admissions for everyone, but then again do not pretend to be all hoity toity holy upholders of justice. Justice has nothing to do with it. As is well known, the beneficiaries would be dudes like this. Hardly deprived in any sense.

But then again, the whole thing was designed to benefit dudes like that.

Remove Tamil Nadu OBCs from Reservation Eligibility List

Sources:
Indian Constitution
India Government Act
NSSO - National Sample Survey Organization
NCBC - National Commission of (pretending to be) Backward Castes

Note: If you have any questions about the data, please do not hesitate to email us.

Catch-22

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In my previous post I analyzed the TN situation with data available from the NSSO 1999-2000 survey. It was pointed out to me that I misunderestimated the urban population percentage. Well, have no fear, the exact figures are available from the 2001 census. Now, the contention was that urban population is less than what I had claimed. Now I am using data even more recent than the NSSO figures, so there is no scope for dispute. You can say that ideally I should use the latest rural/urban population percentage but it will distort the picture since the educational survey figures are from 1999-2000.

As you can see above, TN OBCs as a whole do not qualify the NCBC criteria. I also repeated the analysis by varying the backwardedness among the 181 OBC castes assuming a Normal distribution:


Here is another chart, this time it compares TN OBCs with All India average:


In light of the recent developments, people are reacting strangely, which is understandable. Some folks believe that data exists and it is adequate. Some others believe the NSSO data is grossly inaccurate. Then there are absurd questions being asked.

Meanwhile, our esteemed leaders still do not want a caste based census. Our PM is down to hopes and prayers now.

For the rest of India, the NSSO data does not prove anything conclusive. When these surveys were done, the quotas were already in effect for decades. The only way to find out is by conducting a rigorous caste based census. This data will then need to be analysed against a caste based survey of student population and an expanded rank list of entrance examinations (say 10 times the number actually admitted).

This exercise however is a question of political will and honesty. No one knows what the data might reveal. The conjecture is that we will see that some dominant OBC castes are not backward at all and that these castes monopolize most of the reserved seats. For politicians it is a classic catch-22 situation. To fight the SC stay they need reasonable data. Reasonable data might threaten their political careers.

The right question to ask is, do you want quota or do you want social justice?

Cold stare of hard data

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This is the data available from the NSSO Report 1999 - 2000 for education levels across social groups. This is the latest data available for educational attainment, although more recent figures are available as far as the OBC count is concerned. The first two segments (urban and rural) are quoted verbatim from the report. I calculated the total figures, by using a population weighted average.

Let's recap the NCBC education criteria for qualifying as OBC:

1. Castes and communities, whose literacy rate is at least 8% less than the State or district average.
2. Castes and communities of which the proportion of matriculates is at least 20% less than the State or district average.
3. Castes and communities, of which the proportion of graduates is at least 20% less than the State or district average.

For the moment we will ignore the district and the community part. Too vague, besides no district level data is available anyway. We also take a conservative estimate and assume an OR condition for the above although NCBC does not elaborate. For Mandal, you had to qualify in all the above.

If you look at the image above, you will see that the OBCs actually lead (or just marginally lag) the state average in almost all counts, except in the numbers for graduates per thousand. Overall in TN there are 38 graduates per thousand OBCs as opposed to the state average of 42 per thousand which is about a 10% lag. This clearly indicates that some OBC castes will not qualify the NCBC criteria. Only in the urban areas, OBCs lag the state average by about 25% in terms of graduates per thousand. But that fact alone does not qualify all OBC castes for quotas, even by the conditions laid down by NCBC.

A summary of the above is as follows.

I did some further calculations, just to arrive at a ballpark estimate of how many OBC castes might actually qualify. Absent the exact numbers for each caste, this seems to be hard to do. However, you can easily assume a normal distribution for the graduates per thousand figure for different castes. This is valid under central limit theorem. We have the overall average, which is 38 per thousand. We also know that to qualify, a caste needs to have less than 33.6 graduates per thousand (42 state average, less 20%). We also know TN has about 181 distinct OBC groups. Thus, all you need to do is assume different standard deviations and determine how many castes might qualify.

Obviously, you can not really go beyond a standard deviation of about 13, but I computed it anyway. As you can see, at best 60 - 70 caste groups can qualify.

I did the same thing, this time for the urban numbers only. The relevant numbers are: 68 per thousand (OBC), 91 per thousand (state average) and 72.8 (91 less 20%) to qualify.

Here also there is no need to go beyond 23 for the StDev. If we just take urban figures, about 100 out of 181 caste groups just might qualify.

A caveat of this analysis is that much of the numbers include those who are currently availing quotas. In which case there is no way to find out unless we repeal the quotas for a few years, which I am sure is not going to happen.

Of course everyone knows that in TN the quotas are being cornered by a dozen or so rich and powerful OBCs. But the socialists will never admit to it nor will they let anyone conduct a proper statistical survey of all relevant information. The quotas will remain a slap on the face of the truly backward.

The Chor-Bharti Bloggers are a lot of fun

The Chor-Bharti guys are a lot of fun. First they link to a post from RealityCheck in their humor section. Then Shivam Vij finds a streak of violence in Reality Check. I suppose Shivam is the most peace-loving guy in the universe.

You have to give it to those guys though, if there is one thing they believe in, it is the idea that the sheer number of posts or links strengthen ones argument. Quite obviously the SC stay on the quotas didn't go down well with the socialist lobby. Apparently questioning the validity of using an almost century old survey makes one racist.

I have always maintained that quotas of any form are a gross aberration. They are immoral by their very design. In any case, the constitution recognizes quotas in its current avatar (what happened to the promised review process every 10 years, God only knows). Like it or not, at some point or other you are going to see rich OBC kids waltzing into our nation's premier institutes.

Apparently the Chor-Bharti folks believe the caste list is valid in its entirety and enough data exists to prove it. It is easy to see that no real data exists, first about the real count of OBCs, second about which ones among them are even eligible. As a matter of fact, there is no objective guideline that exists about the definition of SEBC.

First, a brief comparison of the original Mandal criteria and the current NCBC guidelines:

Mandal Educational:

Castes/classes where the number of children in the age group of 5-15 years who never attended school is at least 25 per cent above the state average. Castes/classes where the rate of student drop-out in the age group of 5-15 years is at least 25 per cent above the state average. Castes/classes amongst whom the proportion of matriculates is at least 25 per cent below the state average.

NCBC Educational:

1. Castes and communities, whose literacy rate is at least 8% less than the State or district average.
2. Castes and communities of which the proportion of matriculates is at least 20% less than the State or district average.
3. Castes and communities, of which the proportion of graduates is at least 20% less than the State or district average.

You can easily see that they diluted the criteria without asking, on the sly. 25% became 20%, while it should have been the other way around. Perhaps the biggest con job is how the various criteria will be applied. Mandal had a point system for social, educational and economic criteria. The current guildelines do not state anything in this regard. The definitions are extremely vague. What does district level average mean? If some dudes are backward in one district, does that make them eligible statewide? How about the disparities between the states? You can not pretend to be backward in one state and claim your share in a national institute.

The current guidelines are grossly inadequate and non-objective. Forget about the current stay, if one OBC dude sues the center for being thrown out of the list while another gets the benefits, the Government does not have a legal leg to stand on. Meanwhile, the Economic criteria fell through the cracks. No one is even talking about that anymore.

Clearly some powerful OBC groups are cornering most of the benefits. For details, please see my next post.

A Brief History of the Nation

Once upon a time, there existed a great Nation, called Bharat.

The nation came under many invasions throughout the history. But somehow the idea of a single great nation persisted.

Most of the people in this great nation lived on Agriculture or Livestock. They seemed to care little about who ruled them. As long as the rains kept coming, they were happy.

Most recently, the nation was part of the British Empire. The British started to change the natural ecology of the nation. Who knows whether it was for good or bad? For the first time, the lives of the farmers got impacted by things other than rain, drought etc.

There is no evidence that life in general was any worse under the British than what it would otherwise have been. Most of the folks who could read or write became servants of the British. Most of the folks who could fight and curse became soldiers for the British. The rest mostly carried on. Life as usual.

But some folks didn't like it. Not one bit. Some intellectuals allege that this new sense of nationalism was ironically imported by the British themselves, for the peoples of India never had any sense of history, nor romantic nationalism. The Great Indian Freedom Struggle took its roots.

The Freedom Struggle so called didn't really see any violent uprising, contrary to popular belief. After 1857, it was mostly a garden variety movement, restricted to urban areas (except for a few stray incidents of terrorism). As a matter of fact it waxed and waned, much like seasonal fever. But there was a twist to the tale. A new God had arrived.

As soon as it became evident that under the new God there was no significant risk to life or limb, people started joining the struggle in hordes.

Meanwhile, a great war was looming over the European skies.

The British were becoming weakened. America emerged as the new world power. India got its vaunted freedom, finally. It was claimed that our freedom fighters won our nation back from imperialists. Most people were confused at this point. Needless to say when finally Nehru signed the constitution, few people had anything to say about it. Most people joined the new nation with little idea of what they were getting into. They merely got swept by the historical tides.

For a new Nation which claimed to be non-aligned and peace-loving, India showed an incredible amount of aggression in quickly acquiring the remaining nation states. Great hardships happened, the partition happened too. But these were quickly forgotten. India also waged wars with all its neighbors.

No sooner than the constitution had been written and committed, some people realized that they were shortchanged. Some people found an opportunity for a shakedown. The author of the constitution himself pushed for a scheme which was incorporated into the consitution via the first amendment. Over the ages this would come to be known as the reservations or the quotas.

Life was good. Well, for some people anyway.

We had 13 channels of, well, Krishi Darshan and Prime Minister's message to choose from.

Life for the farmers hadn't changed much. Only, they had a few new hobbies added to their daily lives, such as getting loaded up onto trucks to be driven to city centers to participate in rallies and bandhs. To protest against something which they are not quite sure of.

They say all these have a real meaning despite the appearence of a savage dance of uncivilized people. But then again I am not an intellectual. I just bring the message to the masses. A tiny blip on the radar of history, soon to be forgotten.

Who knows, maybe it will all work someday.

Bad vibes

I am getting bad vibes about the current political situation. It doesn't take long for a celebration to turn into a hellish nightmare.

For those of you somewhat uninitiated in Indian politics, I bring you this absolutely amazing comment by blogger RealityCheck:

In reality, there is no such thing as a OBC. There are individual castes that gain membership into the group called “OBC”. These politicians are nothing but representatives of narrow electoral interests that have congealed around the OBC benefits. Almost every politician can be tracked down to a particular caste affilitation.

Ever wonder why a Yadav votes for Laloo. There is no development story you can offer him that will make him vote for a Kurmi party. Under no circumstances will BJP or Congress retain its deposit in TN without aligning with a dravidian party. Why ?

Now turn it around, What is the primary responsibility of Laloo towards the Yadav caste ? or Karunanidhi towards the Vellala castes, or Ramadoss towards the Vanniers.

If data decides who is backward, then what is the relevance of Laloo/etc. People dont just vote for cute lookin rustic jokers. They vote for cute lookin jokers who can deliver concrete benefits. This is a widening of interests all these guys dread.
(emphasis mine)

In other words if you believe that Karunanidhi, Laloo, Ramadoss etc. will sulk for a few days and then go away, you are grossly mistaken. This is the aspect of Indian politics most people naively miss. This is the problem that in my opinion will cause a breakup of India in at most 50 years of time.

People do not vote because they believe the benefits will directly accrue to them. After all, this round of free seats would benefit at most 10,000 OBC students. But this makes 500 mils cheer because of two reasons. First, they feel happy that someone from their group is benefiting. Second, they feel happy that there is a Robin Hood that fights exclusively for them.

If you take away the ability to enact bogus laws, these politicians have no utility for the masses. They simply have no appeal.

This brings us to the obvious question, is there anything really that can appeal to all and sundry? The answer is a resounding no. BJP attempted this with religion, with some degree of success. Congress never had anything really. The euphoria of a new nation faded quickly and ever since Congress is straddling these special interest groups. Every year they have to try harder and harder, as the photos of Gandhi and Nehru accumulate more dust.

After all, ideology doesn't really fill the stomach.

How to do a proper referendum

Privileged, beware. Hide or at least cover your noses, lots of rear emissions from socialists will follow.

Blast from the past:
Expect violence. Stay alert, avoid crowds and Dalit/OBC infested areas.

Rohit Vyasman beware, Mr. Singhvi is straining his sphincter

In a previous post we discussed the incredible Rahul Gandhi rape story, which was propagated by HinduUnity.org.

We didn't believe it then and we have trouble believing it even now. What surprised us was the zeal with which the Cong legal machine (headed by Mr. Singhvi) went after the owner of the site, one Mr. Rohit Vyasman. No Indian media carried the original story. But many did cover the supposed legal threats. It was a PR disaster of the first order. Think about it, the story never got to anything beyond a malicious blog post, carried and linked by a few little known websites. The internet is full of such stuff. But Mr. Singhvi's comments appeared on major newspapers.

In any case, Congress was able to get the site's messageboard down. This they achieved by contacting the service provider, EZBoard Inc. I do not think there is any solid legal ground under which the Indian Government can force a US based messageboard to disown a client (HinduUnity in this case). EZBoard was merely trying to be nice.

A few days later, HinduUnity published and linked some videos on YouTube, purported to be witness reports of the rape. The videos were of poor quality and they featured interviews of persons who had their features obscured (apparently for fear of being hunted down by Cong goondas). I viewed the videos, just out of curiosity.

Today, I visited the site again and clicked on one of the videos. This is what I got:



Wait a minute! A viral video, containing eye witness report of a bogus rape involving a prominent politician is being claimed by Times Global Broadcasting Co. Ltd.?

Something stinks here.

Meanwhile, Mr. Singhvi hasn't let the issue go:

He identified Vyasman as the main person behind the report. "It is strange that while so many others associated with the website have apologised, he has refused," Singhvi said. He said the party had the option of approaching Interpol with a request to track the man down and initiate steps for his prosecution.

In his first legal notice on behalf of Rahul Gandhi, Singhvi warned that "my client shall strain every sinew and every resource to punish you."

Well, we are not so sure about that Mr. Singhvi. Heard about free speech? Safe Harbor provision etc.? Unless Congress gets back at these folks through their Indian links and they are legal US residents, there are not too many options. Also, the interpol is not really personal servants of Congress (like some Government officers are). They have bigger fish to fry.

Strange we never got back any dreaded criminal (including Dawood) with the help of the interpol but Congress seems to be so enthusiastic about pursuing Vyasman.

World's only terrorist group with an air force and a navy

LTTE carried out a daring air strike yesterday, just 32 Kms North of Colombo. See pictures of the man and the dudes and the plane here.

This attack raises a few questions. Sri Lanka itself is a piddly little nation. The dissident Tamils reside on a narrow strip towards the North of the Island. They face a practical embargo. Amazing how they were able to assemble aircrafts from parts smuggled in on ships. They also modified these to attach bombs. Not only that, they made functional runways. Must be pretty tough to keep all this hidden from scrutiny.

Even more surprising is the fact that their aircrafts managed to get back home safely.

Come to think of it, they didn't do much damage. A few Sri Lankan airmen got zapped. One hangar and a couple of planes got minor damages. Apparently the capability of the rebels is not much. All they have is a couple of planes and a few helicopters. The planes themselves are something like this.

It is not that the air defense capability of Sri Lanka is something to write home about. They have perhaps a dozen or so MiG class aircrafts. Until recently they didn't even have decent radar, before India gave them some. For some reasons the dudes didn't have these turned on. What were they thinking? Saving electricity perhaps?

The funny thing is, some folks got really scared by this incident. Apparently the rebels could attack India as well. This is as absurd as it gets. With their tiny aircraft, at the most they can drop off a bomb or two on Madurai and Rameswaram, if they get really lucky to penetrate India's air defense system. Also, India has airplanes that can give chase. It does not make much political sense either. They will end up hurting folks they allegedly receive lots of support from, financial or otherwise.

So, does this mean Madras folks will not see an action replay of 1942? I won't bet on it.

Picnic

Picnic is a unique movie by Japanese director Shunji Iwai who also brought us Swallowtail Butterfly, April Story, Hana and Alice, Love Story and All About Lily Chou Chou. Very entertaining films, all these. But somewhat tragic. Very few Japanese films (if any) are as unambiguously happy as the typical Bollywood crowd pleaser. Take for instance, Fall Guy. Would you believe that a comedy can feature a gratuitous rape?

Anyway.


Suppose I give you this deal. You will give me Rs. 50,000 upfront. Thereafter you will spend 10 years in a limited activity arrangement, your food and clothing will be modest, you will have to wake up early and exercise everyday. You will have a small community room to watch TV in the evenings - no porn though. You will have access to books and newspapers. At the end of it, you will get Rs. 30,000 crore. Yes, you got that right. That's the deal. Picnic, right?

Well, that's the kind of deal Abdul Karim Telgi, the mastermind of the infamous stamp paper scam got.

Here's another:

The Income Tax department claims to have traced unaccounted wealth valued at Rs 35,000 crore to accounts operated by a Pune-based businessman Hasan Ali.

Stud farm owner Hasan Ali, stamp paper scammer Telgi, notorious criminal at large Dawood Ibrahim. Now, the socialists and seculars claim that there are as many criminals among Hindus. Sure there is, but last time I checked, no one had drawn up a Sachar report on them. Everyday we read about how terrorists have penetrated the Indian financial system deep and wide. Every once in a while a train blows up somewhere. Then the riots happen. Then you and I get blamed. Apparently we look at Muslims funny, so they get mighty upset. Then Madame Suzanna Roy writes flamboyant articles, her fans lap them up. People win prizes at essay competitions. Research to study Muslim discrimination at the hands of murderous Hindus (that's you and I) are funded across the country in educations institutes. Awards are give, speeches made. The walls feature a dusty photograph of Mahatma Gandhi.

The problem is not about Muslims. The issue is not of Dalits or OBCs. The question is, where the fuck are my fundamental rights? I don't want to subsidize these problems just because Nehru and Gandhi wanted to play house and ended up creating an absurd nation.

Relax, the King has arrived

The savior has sent a strong message. All evils would stop if the throne went to the royal family. Everybody rejoice.

AIIMS Student Roadmap

Read more here.

RIP 2

Adios The Other Idiots.

Heavy words and Punjabi chole farts

Ta da! We have a new editorial in the people's paper. It is called "The Smart Quota".

The way forward on quotas is consensus. Cajole, shame, inspire the corporates, don’t threaten.

Ah, consensus. A beautiful word. So, let's see here how consensus has historically been achieved. Stalin achieved it rather quickly, so did Mao and Pol Pot. It is hard to present your argument when your head is not attached to your frame. So, you have consensus. The successful nations of today (the jury is still out on that by the way, Madam Roy thinks Amrikka is the most primitive nation), seem to have arrived at consensus in a manner we South Asians do not understand. But like it or not, there is something predictable in those nations. For one thing the farmers over there will shoot you with his shotgun if you so much as suggest suicide to them.

Elsewhere consensus has been arrived at under different conditions. Take China for instance. Mao used students to launch his "cultural revolution" exterminating millions. Decades later, tanks crushed few of those students alive. Goodbye dissidence, hello consensus. Now, China doesn't seem to be as unstable as it should have been. Joe Chinaman knows that Jack Chinaman is screwing him over, but it is better than elsewhere in the world. Better bending over for your own kind. From that experience it would seem that the first condition of consensus is a fairly homogeneous population. Like in India. Except that it really isn't.

We all know how consensus is done here. Just a few days ago a union minister made an open threat to a retailer to get out of his territory - or else. Apparently the retailer would not be so good for the business interests of his immediate community. Under these conditions, where everyone is pissed at everyone else, how the heck do you achieve consensus? It makes for good copy and perhaps you can get laid with any of the libby ladies in the posh circles in New Delhi but it means zilch for the 400 million hungry.

The truth is, you would not need quotas if you had consensus. Quotas are imposed because there is no consensus.

Hunger

Up to 40% of fruits and vegetables go waste in India for lack of infrastructure.