Trash Talk

Railway Minister Lalu Prasad Yadav's brother-in-law and RJD MP in Rajya Sabha, Sabhash Yadav sees a villain in the media, which, he thinks, unnecessarily raised a hue and cry over the ticketless travelling episode of his father Shiv Prasad Choudhary and mother Sripati Devi in the AC-I coach of the Sampark Kranti Express recently.

"Thousands of passengers travel without tickets every day. My father and mother were simply targeted since they happened to be the in-laws of the railway minister," Subhash remarked angrily.

"In the past as well, the media had once alleged that I had deliberately got the platform number of a particular train changed to suit my convenience. There are instances of hundreds of trains changing platforms across the country every day on one or the other pretext," he said.

Meet Mr. Socialist, a quintessential specimen of the freeloader community. No sense of right or wrong. Not very sharp either, inadvertently admits wrongdoing by mentioning a completely unrelated incident. Weaned on state largesse. A big mouth and a giant sucking sound.

He is an MP for no better reason than he happens to be the Bro-in-law of Lalu. The media targets his parents! Imagine that! Ticketless travel is the birthright of his ilk. Must be a conspiracy. Tickets? What are they?

I want my free seat! Slurp slurp slurp!
Brahmans hurting my daddy and mommy! It's a conspiracy! Awwwww!

Fuckin' scum.