What! Me worry about market forces?

"If they leave everything to market forces, why do we have a Government? What is the responsibility of the Government and anyway, who are these market forces?" Communist Party of India leader D Raja said.

Exactly. Who are these market forces? Government should regulate everything, especially what the phat upper-caste girls eat. They eat too much and don't exercise enough! Why change? Why liberalize? Why reform? Everything has been going fine for us. We have been winning elections.