Blame it on the constitution

Notice to readers: We will not provide a full coverage for the much awaited Arjun Singh interview on Devil's advocate. Our analyst refused to unscramble the mumblings of a blathering idiot. Besides the transcript itself is full of typos. Blogger RealityCheck has a full coverage here.

To read the transcript, please click here.

Some quotes:

I wouldn't like to go behind all this because, as I said, Parliament has taken a view and it has taken a decision, I am a servant of Parliament and I will only implement. (As barbarians, we can only mock).

College seats, I don't know. (In answer to what percentage of college seats are currently occupied by OBCs).

If they (reservations) are not working, it does not mean that for that reason we don't need them.

I don't think the perceptions of modern society fit India entirely. (He doesn't fit the perception of a human being at this point).

You are accusing me only. No one else is being accused. (Rings a bell? Click here (*)).

So, this freak does not know anything. Blame it on the constitution.

(*) That other person has been relegated to the dusty back-pages of forgotten history. Can we hope for the same fate for this - er, dude (**)?

(**) Our analyst had typed out a very unparliamentary expression here, which we edited out.